Lumberjacks are to forests as you are to the city. Annoying, won't go away, and ought ta be mashed and left to fungate. They are the literal pests, not those innocent creatures, those plants, and organic hodgepodge.
If you're nervous about your first chop-chop of the fleshykind, do not fret. I'll swing first, let me grab my flannel.
The Lumberjack Killer (Slight Degenerative)
The Lumberjack Killer 
The Lumberjack Killer (A Divine Petition For The Stopping Of Froglegs On The Menu)