Saturday, April 29, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Beast Of The East (Save The Frogs Day 2017)

In honor of Save The Frogs Day, in dishonor of respectable humanity, the beast reaps. The flavor is an unsettling one, but that's what we lust after. Eat we must, no matter the piquancy. When the soil is bone dry, and there's nil fluid in sight, what do you think we do? An omnibus of verruca, with frequencies & piercingness thine dare not spew of. Stay away. Stay very far away...

Accidental Colonization In The East
Granular Bimodal Bordering The Posterior Labium In A Depressed Body
Ultrasound Communication
Certain Soil Fidelity, Urinating Within To Provide The Moisture
Larvae Lost To Hyla crepitans
Inhabiting This Breadth Where Others Are Abscent, Where The Avoidance Is Grand

"Feast Of The East" Edition


Saturday, April 22, 2017

Gestation In Hillock (Cavatus vs Phyllomedusa)

Audial coitus in tapeform with Cavatus.

Celebrate Earth Day, the wrong way.

Plopped out by Murder on Ponce

Cavatus' area of unpleasantry

...As If I Let Go (Callings)
Us Mortals (Submerged)
The Inescapable Vast (Adrift)

Levitated The Next Time
Gestation In Hillock
Ceuthomantidae Terminal Phalanges


Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Save The Frogs Day (April 29th, 2017)

Hey, Wastes of Space.

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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Batglutton

The temperature is just right at this very moment, I think I'll try my hand in Pteropodidchaw. The time for a hilt in sporadicality when I glace up is now.

Gourmanden Velvety Free-Tailed In Bare Abandon
Twofold Controversy (Rearing)
Gailte Climactic Factors Within Environalgaenibble Exisits The Denstity And Growth Reiteniogaluqieur
Permanence Of The Waterbody (Slow-Flow)
Bladder Storage
20,000 To A String
The Bateater
Facilitate Gas Exchange Across The Skin (Questionables In Aerobic Capacity)


Monday, March 27, 2017

The Placenta Family Tree Volume 11

Phyllomedusa's plopping for The Placenta Family Tree; Volume 11. Squeezed out by Placenta Recordings.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Woodlore 2 (10th Year Uproot)

Facial Deconstructive Series: Part XIV

The scripture of Rana refers to a dorsum laterum I dare only to speak lightly of. Lightly, if not at all. These 10 years have been undesirable at best. Phyllomedusa has been deracinating for 10 years, and I still feel the same identical innerheavings I did back in 2007. I have asked for help, and didn't get what I wanted to hear. I have tortured myself into believing I could stop these audial wrongdoings, and began to enjoy the pain.

I have asked those who I only care for, the Animals, and they only laughed in my face and encouraged me to keep up the good slaughter. So I stopped the repudiation, I give myself to them, I preach their word. The invocation of Amphibia.

Functions Post-Aposematic Coloration
Hydric Brooding Plaihseg Primilary Consuming Eqwuidial In The Third Role
Evolutional Male-Male Competition
Acer Chunks Fawkopsifunshienfedic Jiaebo-Ovary Fittifucnskioen/Elongation In Two Carpals Of The Wings
Rhytisma acerinum Spoit Huiejuin As Individuals In Condiiton/Quality
Highly Polymorphic Populations Doidnfied Bocas del Toro Archipelago, Loyationg The Phenotype,
The Forms In Noticing Trait Value
Dephormt In A Mold Manner Atrocitizing Amboyna In The Purest Sensye, Not By Disbark, But By Amputation
Localities Continguisn A Weakly Variegated Pattern Few Scattered The Melanophore
The Stem Grows (Non-Sunburn)
Chaotically Decorated To Buipoliger, Analogus In Interrupted Double Dark Chevrons
Strangulated By The Deciduous Redolence Of Sassafrax (Laurel)
Tibia In Fine Serration
Oiquertkin Gio So Gently Curved Toward The Oral Opening, Situated And Relaxed In Way Where No Coercer Is Alarming, Stifling The Physalaemus Upsurge
Brighter Rivals, Bitter Vitals
Anthocyanin Pigmential Gested Derioiaiuelvuion Blaster


Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Schnewn Incrustic Ghinslab

As the white stuff falls on my goddamned back, I wonder why I was fooled into thinking it was Spring already. Am I this weak? This impatient? I always fall for it, and pay dearly.

Hardened Imaginations Pre-Erroneous Visions Callousing The Freeze-Thaw Cycle (FTC)
Mynreictoilusivity In Glucose Produce
Schnewn Incrustic Ghinslab
Vicoudredging Cryomist On My Goddamned Back


Monday, March 13, 2017

Dual Dendropsophus

Scientists recently described two new species of clown tree frogs — brightly patterned amphibians from the Amazon region — and this classification re-evaluated how the frogs were previously identified.

The clown frog group, named for its vibrant colors, was formerly thought to contain only two species: Dendropsophus leucophyllatus and Dendropsophus triangulum.

Clown Frogs O'Plenty

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Phyllomedusa - The Fuscus Frolic

Undertake the frolic.

Wartpaucity Inner Metatarsal That Displays Scarcity In Cutting Desge
Abundant In Hovel, Tunneling Transgrescent Forigion In Silent Burrowing Disturbance
Obligement At A Dominant Frequency Of 1.8kHz, Post The Exhibition Of Yellow Egg Casing Bravura
Nevermind The Bushpigs
Eventuate The Fuscus Frolic
Heathlandic Epicurean, No Matter The Second Toe Is Longer Than The First, The Appendix Acts As No Burdern, But A Benefit In Heathwrest


Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Tiniest Of Slimekind

Seven new frog species from India's Western Ghats, a UNESCO World Heritage Site, were recently described in a new study. This pint-sized individual measures 0.54 inches (13.6 millimeters).

 So tiny.

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Agroinduced Biophilia

The day of acknowledging this foreign thing entitled love is fast approaching. My innate hatred of such titles, and ideas has approached and gotten in touch with me long ago. The best of friends we are. My love of demolishing all things non-Lissamphib. Of all things non-Nature has grown to a height of horrendous proportion. It has to regress one of these days...right?

February 14th is Vivisect Day, and you already know what animal I'll be vivisecting.

Agro-Induced Agression
Cryptiek Stone Usage In The Twenstial High-Gradient Aktiviegh
Indistinguishable Neotenic Retentio-Latterine Pore
A Desmognathine's Rhytidome


Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Phyllomedusa - By The Diamond Of Posterior

They sing to me every night. The crunching of legs and thorax, the squishing, the movements. They slaughter me to sleep.

Ugesuwin Posteriding Gemiugijfondsenyawolafikifedsiufen
By Consisten Tewo Diamone


Saturday, January 28, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Gerbfynder

Morphologically Acclimated Through Telmatobufo Muscle
Swelled Nothofagus Prisore
Broad Brucal To Scrape Algae Possessign Nuptial Excrescences
Filligree & Granule


Thursday, January 19, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Drinking The Vomit Of Thorius

Ogdoad Born Out Of The Primeval Slime
The Golden Thorius Mausolaeum (Thorius aureus)
Pozos Play (Lepidobatrachus)
Bared Kneeling In A Content Of Half-Nibbled Acarid Spoilment As An Evaluation Of Gag Reflex
Clacking Orinoco Lime (Sphaenorhynchus)
We Drink The Vomit Of The Frog Priest
Smilisca's Sermon (Not A Listen, But A Taste)
Cartilaginous Ossification Heteroclite

v by Sonny
v, sound by big frog


Friday, January 13, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Gods Of The Mourning

Waking in the morning day by day, me and my tight caboose strolls off into no-frog's land. An area and situation I'd rather not be involved in. I see the band/show posters and find myself dreaming of a time where my tight little caboose would be in enough need to wipe, and wipe with these egomaniacs I would.

Destroying the bands and those ridden with enough self-righteousness to overflow Lake Toba is what I crave. I want it. I want it bad. The names, the rhythms, the self promotion. All of it, eradicated.

I hate the nightlife, baby.

Irregular Mottlewadwn​-​Kek
Iyng Presence Brusa Reactor For Preservatie
Gods Of The Dusk
Equals In Upper Tooth
Littoral Frm​/​Aquatic Frm
Keradonts To Emerge Fin Quiannihg


Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Phyllomedusa's heave-covered hoist towards HNM. Shame on me for participating. How do I live with myself?

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

'Phib-Scape 2017 Has Reached Culmination

The vivariums are clean, and bodies are warm.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Lycopodiopsidd Sidt

Friday, December 23, 2016

Phyllomedusa - Two-Lined Dechorum

The key word is cover. Finding it during the dry months is one thing, it's the luxuriates we forget during the wet months.

Her In A Perpendicular Angle (Welcoming The Straddle)
Two-Lined Dechor
The Ovum
Larvae Eccentricity Amid The Third Year
A Misuse Of Herbicide
Larvae Eccentricity Amid The Third Year (Demo)


Phyllomedusa - Uhatte Ghontimuem-Dhemaenour (Pre-Rot; Live From The Toadstool)

Facial Deconstructive Series: Part XIII

I like the swampland, the forests. Being around all these jacksticks lately makes me realize this more and more. Especially this time of year. I think about those who try to abuse their will by intimidation, and then proceed to giggle at the very idea of someone trying to pull this on me. I think about these things when I'm wandering, and catch this thing staring at me as it squirms up the branch. How can someone deal with this the way I do? They must have picked me somehow. Look at the picture, it's literally staring through me. You all have it made, I'm over here dealing with the real stress.

After the live track was recorded I heard voices outside that said words like "Are they okay?", "Should we check on them?", and "it sounded like a broken machine!!".

Whatever, I don't care.

Uhatte Ghontimuem-Dhemaenour (Pre-Rot)
Uhatte Ghontimuem-Dhemaenour (Post-Rot) [Live]


Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Phyllomedusa - Woodlore

Facial Deconstructive Series: Part XII

No matter the location, the substance, the weapon, they find me. They stalk me, they talk to me. I've tried physical combat, mental warfare, avoidance, nothing seems to work. I can only be at their mercy, imposed by their will, do what they want, not I. I am sorry.

Gratation Vembin Of A Single Cut
Arcovomer passarellii Assails
Fulcrum Choanal Aperture Permanence
Sealed By Tissue (Fleshy Atretochoana Flaps)
Woodlore (Demo)


Sunday, November 27, 2016

All Slimepourri has been plopped for whatever reason. I could not be happier about all of it being gone. I have no reason to be involved with you anymore. That took way too long. Our time together was pro-longed and it has driven me insane. I don't even like anything. I hate it all.

I literally just want to be involved with Amphibians, bass guitars, and vomit. That is it.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Phyllomedusa - The Stonesitter

Slabs, and slubs is the game I find myself striving to be an athlete in. Fuck the balls, the pucks, and give me the slarbs, because I want it. I want to show you how it's done. Let me show you how to slrugn.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Phyllomedusa - Pobblebonk In A Crick (WartFest Wresidue)

Here lay some residue. Some nasty WartFest wresidue. Something that did not make a cut within the flesh that is WartFest. And because I think of the people and their short attention spans, I plop onto you, Pobblebonk In A Crick.

Four tracks on a white C1 cassette. Yes, a C1 cassette. Now get away from me forever.

Steady Waft Chic
The Queensland's Bonk Stratagem
Limnodynastes In A Crick
Orange In Flank Presence


Monday, October 31, 2016

Phyllomedusa - The Foam Nest(s)

Furthering my efforts in the hypostatization of a sledgehammer in audial form, I must admit that the hind legs are at it again. Weightless blobs and milky galore. Haven't we been here before? As much as I want the foam to overwhelm me to a point of asphyxiation, I know what must be done. As much as it seems the nests have died and dried up, I know more and more bioglops will parade their fluffy glup.

From the cranialgrape of the worst whisker to exist, Chiro sheds some light on the dark side of Foamage. Chiro's obsession with creating a barm burner of a nest is apparent as it is insignificant.

1. Chiro The Whisker (Chiromantis xerampelina)

Torso Phoamage design by the frothy Gruesome Graphx

This is the third version of the Foam Nest. The other two can be found at these links:
The Foam Nest I (2010)
The Foam Nest II (2015)

Sunday, October 30, 2016

Banalwomb't (An Assortment) [WartFest Compilation]

Facial Deconstructive Series: Part XI

The worst in unfavorable compilation. From goregrind to harsh noise wall, stand back. Do more than stand back, turn around, and run the other way. Trust me, you'd be glad you did.


Saturday, October 29, 2016

Phyllomedusa - Lumberjack Killer (Regressor)

Lumberjacks are to forests as you are to the city. Annoying, won't go away, and ought ta be mashed and left to fungate. They are the literal pests, not those innocent creatures, those plants, and organic hodgepodge.

If you're nervous about your first chop-chop of the fleshykind, do not fret. I'll swing first, let me grab my flannel.

The Lumberjack Killer (Slight Degenerative)
Chopping Vertebrate
The Lumberjack Killer [2011]
The Lumberjack Killer (A Divine Petition For The Stopping Of Froglegs On The Menu) [2011]


Friday, October 28, 2016

Phyllomedusa - The Blue Meanie (Live; Sleep Show)

Facial Deconstructive Series: Part X 

Who needs a body bag when you're already lifeless in a sleeping bag? Just zip it all the way up. Why, or how anyone would fall asleep with me in the room is of great concern, but I guess people are as smart as I think they are.

Participants were encouraged to attempt to get a full night's sleep. Sleeping bags, pillows, melatonin, coffee, aroma therapy were all in attendance. 

The Blue Meanie (Slit into 8 sections)


Thursday, October 27, 2016

TOAD BIRTH (with Adam Rotella) - Envisage A Collembolans Catenator

A somewhat non-existent piece. Non-existent due to the lack of care or interest in your point of view.

Another tidbit about this glob is that it includes throatextract from someone named Adam Rotella. Not really sure who that is, nor do I want to know. Please don't enjoy.

Three untitled tracks.


vocals by Adam Rotella
vocals, sound by big frog

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Phyllomedusa - The Bait Of My Existence

This scenario has happened a few times in the past. Hopping, crawling up to the porch lights, house lights for a quick and easy snack when all of a sudden I see something that I have a hard time imagining. A large piece of viddles, but's covered, entangled in the web of a spider. Now don't get me wrong, part of me wants nothing more than to just hop up and take this with no incident. However, the paranoid part of me wonders if it's just a decoy for me to become the hefty snack we all strive for. Decisions, decisions...fuck!

Who's The Real Assassin Here?
The Bait Of My Existence (It Was Just Sitting There, Did I Get Lucky? Or Was I Two Hops Away From Being Lycosid Snack?)
Reverse Arilus Aeration