Thursday, November 23, 2017

Phyllomedusa - The Second Croakening Of Glurp

Two sessions on two sides of a pink shell matching the Robe of Vandalizer Gilmer. What you should know about her is nothing.

Adenomera side:
Yamanian Thunder/Hofnerian Lightning Dieown On Annapolitan Bosk
Vandalizer Gilmer (Let Her Show You The Meaning Of War Against The Ear)
Murtliciofultriquincenfheins Amolopic Sucker-Gastromyzophorous
Glurp Foundating Tilaschions And Regliojaunicuifier Extirpation Reocovery In Mt. St. Helens' Blast Zone

Blythophryne side:
Chyumnitial Compoiunty Compounded Folonguei Twice-Werqued
Vernilateridenuoince Urises Voloptious On Astern And Tummy
Railroad Grades For Spea Sponathiuoin
Eliminated, Less Abundant In Substantial Severeity Convulauted In Catastrophe
Oviductal Sperm Storage Tubulieck Being The One With The Opulhent Net, Rounding Up The Participants Of Bourgeois For Our Anthropomorphic Grub Gala


Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Phyllomedusa - The Croakening Of Glurp

In the nethermost regions of domepiece, The Glurp is nil something in ordinary. The Glurp is extanta. The Glurp is undestroyed in susisting.

Azygous Thoractrics Compounded Naught In Stomach Pains
Pliable Droop (Of Gullet)
Omental Gummata Resilience Towards Myasthebuiesis
Latonia nigriventer Multiparea Depressants Enraging Retialoculomuciry


Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Burlgonia Poachewrelic

Phyllomedusa side of split with T.O.A.D. (Truth Of All Death)

All artwork by Hepatitis Steve

Burl Poacher
Lower-Elevation Locality Beside The Warm Spring
Maximize The Skin Surface Getatably Bobbing To Break Boundaries
Non-Hypoxic Plight (Indigenous Portrayal)
A Blood Cell Volume In The Littlest Of Spectrum (Telmatobius)


Monday, November 20, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Peonyphyre (No Thanks Given Week; November 20-23)

Phloral Progressioene I

No Thanks Given Week begins...

Sunday, November 19, 2017

A Song A Day Keeps The Audiophiles Away

Sunday, November 12, 2017

N.A.R.E.S. (Bug Catcher vs Phyllomedusa)

Regardless of who eats who, the goal in severance from the hominidal is identical.

Bug Catcher side:
Predator-Prey Roles Reversal

Phyllomedusa side:
Nares Dorsolateral Yehminac By Fleck And Dorsum Abutting To Solution Pits


Friday, November 10, 2017

Extinct Big-Mouthed Frogs May Have Dined on Dinos

A Cranwell's horned frog (Ceratophrys cranwelli) chomps down on a device that measures bite force.

Once the researchers knew the frogs' bite force, they could scale that measurement up by adjusting parameters such as the frog's head and body size and estimating the accompanying changes in muscle size, the study said. Next to the small "Pac-Man" frogs, the extinct devil frog was gargantuan, with a body measuring about 16 inches (41 cm) long and a head reaching about 6 inches (15 cm) in width.

The study's calculations predicted that at that size, the devil frog's bite would have been as powerful as that of a wolf or of an adult female lion or tiger. That certainly would make Beelzebufo capable of taking down small crocodiles or dinosaurs that shared its habitat — especially if its hunting habits were similar to the aggressive and tenacious chomp of the "Pac-Man" frogs, the researchers explained.

"Horned frogs have quite an impressive bite, and they tend not to let go," the study's lead author, A. Kristopher Lappin, a professor of biological sciences at California State Polytechnic University in Pomona, said in a statement.

Lappin noted that he spoke "from experience," though he did not provide details as to what exactly that experience was.

By comparison, the bite of the much larger — and possibly dinosaur-consuming — devil frog would have been "remarkable," Lappin said in the statement. "Definitely not something I would want to experience firsthand."

Monday, November 6, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Forest and Fynbos

Hiking through the woods in utter dread wondering when will it end?

Sapling Camouflaged Immoderate
Grimmacein Profligate
Forest and Fynbos


Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Requign The Soak Up (WartFest Wresidue)

Measuring the ageless besaqutoye of hytliolithokiandriolo is a past time I need-not struggle to substantiate.

Glaucoides Pronounciyeun Ferthiousoude A Dribble Of Softening Stucky Glaze
Magnoliifolia Civik Oak Of Apex Hytliolithokiandriolo
Theinquinshubiaklyferhlorig Crouva-Utid Ztsasischisectiamparasigugiaeniloufostreqrulioupuidlep-Epidd


Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Phyllomedusa - A Wroscloh In Magris

I'll swallow my pride if you swallow this 12" stainless steel blade.

..and let me turn it sideways.

Hand-Over-Hand Progressions
Cavities Of Water Descoientfully Among Roots Free Hujiingreonce Glide
Pitched Moans Of Bothered Sundown Hydrophilics
Veregiated For The Carnivorous Modification
Habitually Occupying Enclave Googioutre Tramnsimired To Gelatinous Mess
The Flanks In Chocolate Brown Runsiaclamon To Purple Sop
Damp Places For Lanp Uoaces
Displaced By A Rival During The Outgrowth Of Technique
Pharsythe Oumleet Balintion
Feigning Death Chaperoned By Stank Efflux
Embryos In Heat (Find The Capsules Laid By Mother)
50% Adrift To Predators Pre-Engender
Foiltding Leaves Viovuboulenx
Exructed 230 ft. Elsewhere Only To Descry An Aisle Rejoinder
Zaparo's Poison
Retaining An Duomiack Amount Of Confidence Within The Leap (Allobates talamancae)
Leaf Axul/-il Parentalnexive Benevolent
Adopting A Posture That Conceals, A Wroscloh In Magris
Store It In Her Bladder (Agalychnis)
The Gaudy Leaf
Furinoagrace Subhop
Deliberatcy Presounce For Slow Movements, Rarely To Quinuial Jump
Seasonal Handicraft Genthly For Medical Interest


Monday, October 30, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Donkeyface

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Spinal Insurrection

I exist to insurrect your aplomb.

Spinal Insurrection
Waiting Under The Street Lights For The Insects To Fall
Unterstitial Nucous Dispersion
Blocked By Vegetation Is A Scenario I'd Like To Forget
Frenzying A Shoreline Some Distance Away
Acris Frippery
The Ghost Of Cape Town (Heleophryne)


Saturday, October 28, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Non-Hypoxic Plight

As WartFest nears an end, I just wanted to take this time to mention that I have gained nothing from it. No enjoyment, no satisfaction, I didn't meet any goals, nothing.

That being spewed, I will do it all again next year, because I am fucked in the cranialgrape.

Non-Hypoxic Plight (Minimum)
Struggling With One Another Declasp
Purging Louisiana Crayfish
Climb, And Climb Into Eaves
Imperceptible In Paratoid, Deprived Of The Wart
Few Enemies Due To A Distaste


Friday, October 27, 2017

Superfluously Saprogenic (Asleep In The Lake & Phyllomedusa)

Ever wondered who goes into the woods at night?

Here's two that do.

Asleep In The Lake side:
Scarious Bracts of Dendrophylax lindenii
Forest Canopy Dwellers
Oblivion in Peat
Dissolved in Green Empathy

Phyllomedusa side:
Superfluously Saprogenic
Grume Mush In The Landscape
Flounce Sibilator For Spatula-Shaped Snouts
Produce The Reciprocation As To Evade The Domiciliary Violence (Leptodactylus troglodytes)


Thursday, October 26, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Triprion Medial Notchgander

You might make me weak, but I refuse to die by the paw of you. We'll fight until you can't, not until I can't, because I'll never stop. You're the invader within my world, and you'll soon be the beaten corpse within my world.

Fundamentals Of The Duck-Billed Invagination Of The Proctodeum Excluding The Gill Platae, And Optic Vesicle
If The Mew (I) Doesn't Daunt, I'm Pinning Down The Leasser Of Us On His Ventral Side, Awaiting The Withdraw And Won't Discontinue Until I Get It
Not Wrapped In A White Guanine Sheath, The Divulge Interior (Tiny White Bones)
The Occasional Excreting Bladder Water On The Eggs To Forestall Exsiccation
Mew (II) & Wheet (!)
Fine Speckles Interdigital Membranes Grayish Venter
Freeh Behind Tongues, Huxtigangle Metatarsa Aquaticly Formed Furnishing Zero Teeth Rudimentarily
Creating Vaculose Undulating Rumple
The Deepest Voice In Patagonia (Atelognathus patagonicus)


Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Phyllomedusa - October After The Storm

After last night's storm, I went back to where I viewed the Hermit walking with the lantern. Hoping I'd catch a glimpse of the Hermit again. I waited and waited, but with no prevail.

I wanted to be disappointed, but I just couldn't be as an orange and black Slimeball hopped to me to let me know it was okay. I felt okay. I didn't need the Hermit's approval. And that's when my Apricot-coloured Amphibious friend told me what I had not expected.

Muscular Stems Draped In Marbled Integument
October After The Storm
The Jambato Black
Increased Syrem Sedimentation
Thigh Defile (Atelopus vs the Parasitic Fly)
Stereotyped Hand-Waving & Zetekitoxin
Hide By Day
Asiatic Anticancer Obtainment


Phyllomedusa - Camp Bufo (Copiula Lives)

Originally hatched on June 15th, 2010, this version of Camp Bufo includes fresh chunks of art, and a remake of 3 tracks from the 2010 hatching. Prime Humanitarian Meat, The Shed(ding), and Camp Bufo. All based on the BILE/Skullhog songs, disrespectively.

Camp Bufo makes for perfect Amphibiangather. I dream about humans wandering around in Camp Bufo and letting all types of Anuran free to terrorize them. One day...

Camp Bufo (Copiula Lives)
Prime Humanitarian Meat
The Shed(ding)
Camp Bufo

2010 Slimesound
Intro - The Shed(ding)
Webbed Foot Cracked Cranium
Defleshing Of Human Legs
Camp Bufo
Prime Humanitarian Meat
Defleshing Of Human Legs (Slime Reprise)
Frog Wielding Killer
Tonguecaught & Eaten
Widespread Skinshed
S.C.E.X. Or The Frog
I Am The Frog, You Are The Human (Recroaked)
Mankind vs Frogkind - Humans will undergo a slow death by slimy secretion (Recroaked)
Crazed Scinax
Blood Red Fire-bellied


Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Gleaming The Hermit

It's quite the windy, and rainy night here on the East Coast. Has been for quite a few hours. I hopped through the Forest with little to no reason why, but felt the need too.

For the most part it remained pitch black due to the cloud cover, except at one point, the very last point, I noticed a green light that seemed to be floating by within the woods. I couldn't tell what it was until I slowly stepped forward, and more forward. I got to a point where I could see what it was, what was controlling the light.

It was the lantern of the Hermit.

When Things Go Croak In The Night
Gleaming The Hermit


Monday, October 23, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Ebony Annexe

Sometimes, because my head is not screwed on the right way, I like to tease, and torture myself and wonder what it would be like to branch out, be a "man" of the people. What it would be like to care. I might even actually try it once in a while. Play a softer tune. Interact with record label owners in order to reach more people, print more physical merchandise, pass out demos at the local shows, provide links to those who come in contact with me for them to check out when they get home. Unmask a certain sound to those who may like it, but don't know they might like it due to a lack of exposure. 

Ebony Annexe is what stems from the experiences in my torturous civil world experimentation.

Tusks Of Adelotus
R & D, De Trop
The Impression Of A Cross (Heleophryne orientalis)
Advertising In One Primary, And Four Secondary Notes
Telmatobufo bullocki Upstream Moxie
Sharp Spined Thumbs Granting A Taut Emmesh


Sunday, October 22, 2017

Phyllomedusa, the Destroyer

Phyllomedusa destroys those who desire the acceptance of a community. Those who mindlessly crave association, a culture. You squat me in a small vicinity with a few sticks to climb, some insects to eat, and somewhere to defecate, fuck, how bliss it sounds.

Dismantle the social norm.

Phyllomedusa, the Destroyer
Gathering Among Solitary Emergent
Rich In Glands, Sometimes Pink
Brief Nasal Squawks (Vandijkophrynus)
Staying Within Control Omitting A Conceded Existence


Saturday, October 21, 2017

Layehmn Eek-Erroneous (Bruising Pattern & Phyllomedusa)

A deducing of the flesh-based element, lay waste to the lustrous fabrication of lumpish fraudulence.

Bruising Pattern side:
Shallow Creek Densely Populated By Microscopic Particles Of Flesh-Based Matter

Phyllomedusa side:
Layehmn Overhange (Dendropsophus)


Friday, October 20, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Unriled Selection (The Moustache Of Emei)

Whenever I grow my mustache, jacknobs believe it to be for an array of reasons. The true, and only reasons are to fight, and to exhibit my sexual selection. Don't get it twisted.

Unriled Sexual Selection
A Modest Contribution Analogous In Responsibility
Feeding On The Corpses Of The Dead
Simple And Unsophisticated As The Assumption, Altering The Behaviour In Response
Secretive In Our Habits
The 4th Year Acquiescence


Thursday, October 19, 2017

Phyllomedusa - The Frankixalus

My sphenethmoid is throbbing into abeyance. By a most inclusive clade, hoodwinked by the beryl.

Frankixalus Fahltrup Blue-Lipped Blossoming


Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Porous Adpresson

The pseudoclabber has come to termination. The third annual WartFest has begun, much to the chagrin of most, including me. I slop on though as WartFest exists solely for my own entertainment and obsession. What you like means nothing to me, what you want means nothing to me, and most importantly, you mean nothing to me. I want you mummified and under my bed so I can savor your grody mephitis when I lay thy 'noggin down to sleep.

Good luck getting through the next two weeks here, mungtickler.

Porous Adpresson
The Shallow Containing The Body Not, But The Litter Frog (Leptobrachium)
Dark Transversive With White Sclera


Friday, October 13, 2017

Phyllomedusa - The Frogs At Crystal Lake

The thought of the frogs and toads just sitting around Crystal Lake while the killings were happening always excites me very much. Bulky sounds for the disposal of fucking annoying teenagers around the woods!!

There's More Than One Beast On These Campgrounds
Meat Cleaver In A Teen's Face
From Crystal Lake To Maryland
The Croakies Part II
Lifeless Skinchunks For Crinia georgiana
A Tree Saw To The Gut, Physalaemus Waits For The Scraps
Fuck The Chytrid Fungus Part II (The Final Froth Nest)
Rip And Yank The Legs Down To My Depths
Triturating Her Brain With Her Own Guitar
Stainless Machetes Tickiling Lover's Spines
The New Brood
Woodland Make Out Session Leads To Two Dead Fuckers
Toadthrone (Beneath Crystal Lake)


Thursday, October 5, 2017

A sudden urge for dormancy predicts a subsequent fusillade... 

Monday, September 11, 2017

Amphibian Worship's Third Annual Wartfest (2017)

For whatever reason, WartFest is respawning, for a third time, within this year of the numeric title 2017.  Two weeks of unrelenting audialkerfuffle of the Amphibious kind. A new slimy kerplunkment each, and every miserable day. Starting on Wednesday, October 18th, and ending (thankfully) on Tuesday, October 31st.

Each slice of audilebrouhaha of each day will be recorded the day before. What plops on on October 22nd will be recorded on October 21st, and so forth.

Why do I let myself get into these types of situations? I know better than this. I hate this.

Phyllomedusa - Fijian Effluvium

My girthcation to Fiji was such a disappointment the first time, I had to go back for more. The first trip was thick, but I want thicker. So I obtained my plane ticket, and packed the essentials. My green-hued flippy flops, a beach towel with Frog print, the trusty Sledgehammer, and my protruding bass, told the Amphibians bon voyage, and hopped away. When there, I go and do what I desire in, and out of the water. If I wants to sit back, relax, and sip on something on the beach, I will. I damn sure will. If I want to take the boat out (named Toaderboated), I'll take the fucking boat out. If something bloated and cut up happens to wash ashore, be it. What's it to you?

Carved & Thrown Overboard (The Seaward Splitter)
Taro Cloaked In Corpuscles (Taveuni Aestheticism)
Baw Baw Grunt
Slay The Mongoose (Who Prey In Nadarivatu)
Decompress In Laucala, Decompose In Qamea
Luxuriously Indwelling In Beqa Lagoon, I View The Lovo In Which Not Only Ember Is Burning, But Also The Remains I Placed Within


Monday, September 4, 2017

Phyllomedusa - Wax Poetic

The cover art features me during my nightly metamorphosis.

Wax Poetic
Corners Of The Rakanji Temple
Pubescens Drus Wengandiring The Gall
Tomorrow, Humanstomp (Silverchair)